I found amongst all me teaching things this list of funny (though strangley wise) takes on well-known proverbs...with the endings filled in by 25 first graders.

Hope you like them as much as I did! :)

• Don't change horses............................until they stop running.
• Strike while the...............................................bug is close.
• It's always darkest before.................................Daylight Savings Time.
• Never underestimate the power of..........................termites.
• You can lead a horse to water but.............................How?
• Don't bite the hand that.........................................looks dirty.
• No news is.......................................................impossible.
• A miss is as good as a..........................................Mr.
• You can't teach an old dog new..............................math.
• If you lie down with dogs, you'll............................stink in the morning.
• Love all, trust.........................................................me.
• The pen is mightier that the..............................pigs.
• An idle mind is..............................................the best way to relax.
• Where there's smoke there's....................................pollution.
• Happy the bride who........................................gets all the presents.
• A penny saved is................................................not much.
• Two's company, three's.......................................the Musketeers.
• Don't put off till tomorrow what.................................you put on to go to bed.
• Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.............. You will have to blow your nose.
• There are none so blind as............................................Stevie Wonder.
• Children should be seen and not................................spanked or grounded.
• If at first you don't succeed...............................................get new batteries.
• You get out of something only what you..........................See in the picture on the box
• When the blind lead the blind..................................get out of the way.
• A bird in the hand..............................................is going to poop on you.