Quick word to all parents, guardians, babysitters, nannies, governesses, and all around looker-afters of little ones:

DO NOT LET YOUR CHILD(REN) SCREAM, RUN, CLIMB ON BANISTERS, AND TAKE OVER A RESTAURANT. THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE RESTAURANT DID NOT WANT FREE "ENTERTAINMENT" AS YOU MAY CALL IT.

In other words, take on the responsibility that your job title automatically assumes you will take.

Thank you.
- Management.